Monday, March 20, 2017

Bikinis Are Never Bad

1 comment:

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

Doods, Chumps, SexxFreekz, woteva...

Wannna wiseabove to a new dimension?
Say FTW and allah the filthy lemmings?
This earth aint gonna last, earthling...
and your 'work', either:
1-outta-1 bites-the-dust, baby.
You'll have no literal future
unless you accept the King of Kings, Jesus:
you can deny Hellfire until
you're engulfed in the Abyss o'Misery
which comes 4 allah'm who dont believe.
Think about THAT pieceOjuicy info.

...yet, here's the GoodNews:
while there aint no political parties
in Seventh-Heaven, there's an eternity
of party-HARDies 4 the length N breadth
of eternity with young, gorgeous, adorable
women who wanna at my pad for 100+ years.
WTF happens after a century?
We disperse;
I mountain bike 500+ miles
(gotta wanna keep-up my physique)
to the next, enormous mansion...
and we have another party-HARDy.

Don't wanna?
Don't you care bout being ignorant?
Don't you wanna wiseabove?
...thar aint no fun in Hellfire, pal.
Upstairs, God sez anything's possible.
Down here, we gotta wanna croak;
1-outta-1 shall bite-the-dust, baby.
Decide NOW where U wanna B
at our General Judgement.

Last Point4alla Us sexxFreekz:
our Lord sed to Saint Gertrude:
'It is impossible that anyone should not
receive all that he has believed and hoped
to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when
men hope great things from Me and I shall
always give them more than they expect'

Doesn't matter whether YOU believe or not,
brudda, dats da fak, Jak.

-blessed holy socks,