"Marissa... I hate to tell you, and I know you're TRYING hard... but you filed SO-O-o many reports incorrectly the last two weeks that I am having you temporarily transferred to the Commissary starting Thursday for a few months until you get the part of the alphabet straight from 'H' to 'R'.
"I realize the pay will be only about half what you make now, BUT you will save on wardrobe as we issue those cute Alpine Waitressing outfits and accessories free and with no cost to all you males. Besides, you'll probably get to see your Wife and Her friends a few times a week when you serve lunches.
"HEATHER... I hate to tell you, and I know you're TRYING hard... but you filed SO-O-o many reports incorrectly the last two weeks that I am having you temporarily transferred to the Commissary starting Thursday for a few months until you get the part of the alphabet straight from 'H' to 'R'.
"I realize the pay will be only about half what you make now, BUT you will save on wardrobe as we issue those cute Alpine Waitressing outfits and accessories free and with no cost to all you males. Besides, you'll probably get to see your Wife and Her friends a few times a week when you serve lunches.
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Woman Boss to Mark:
"Marissa... I hate to tell you, and I know you're TRYING hard... but you filed SO-O-o many reports incorrectly the last two weeks that I am having you temporarily transferred to the Commissary starting Thursday for a few months until you get the part of the alphabet straight from 'H' to 'R'.
"I realize the pay will be only about half what you make now, BUT you will save on wardrobe as we issue those cute Alpine Waitressing outfits and accessories free and with no cost to all you males. Besides, you'll probably get to see your Wife and Her friends a few times a week
when you serve lunches.
Woman Boss to M Henry:
"HEATHER... I hate to tell you, and I know you're TRYING hard... but you filed SO-O-o many reports incorrectly the last two weeks that I am having you temporarily transferred to the Commissary starting Thursday for a few months until you get the part of the alphabet straight from 'H' to 'R'.
"I realize the pay will be only about half what you make now, BUT you will save on wardrobe as we issue those cute Alpine Waitressing outfits and accessories free and with no cost to all you males. Besides, you'll probably get to see your Wife and Her friends a few times a week
when you serve lunches.
In answer to the question....
Yep.......by making you ugly and have to work as a receptionist at a modeling agency full of gorgeous people.
At least she made you attractive, which is a plus, so be thankful. :-)
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