January... started as a man February... my girlfriend had a plan March... She marched me to Her home April... in Playboy Bunny suit She had me roam.
Yeah o yeah In frilly dress I twirl She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - Every Day Every Day I'm in tears.
May... Now She has me dressed in a gown for Prom June... i clean house and curtsey for Her Mom July... my face with lipstick and blush is all aglow August... and on the beach my bikini tanlines show
Yeah o yeah In satin dress I twirl She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - Every Day i OBEY I'm in tears.
September... only in female attire before Her friends i'm seen October... SHE's Romeo i'm Juliet on Halloween. November... She brags She's thankful i've only girlish clothes December... my gift's abra adorned with Christmas bows
Yeah o yeah In lacy teddy I twirl She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - EVERY DAY A GIRL I'LL STAY i'm IN TEARS!!!!
Thank you Ann Michelle, but it was your GREAT CAPTION that turned the key in the ignition.
Hot to think in some role-reversed future Female run auto shops would have Women mechanics and Female customers ogling and making fun of calendars with feminized male models tantalizingly spread girlishly on the hood of a Corvette, Porsch or Jaguar.
Imagine the day some Female Exec buying a Lexus tells the Woman running the dealership,
"Wow... Amanda - that MISSY AUGUST on your calendar is HOT. Wouldn't you like to OVERHAUL HER TRANS-MISSION!!!"
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great job on this caption. It's a classic situation but well executed.
Thank you Mistress Simone! I can just imagine how the rest of the story goes! :)
Reminds me of the old Neil Sedaka song:
January... started as a man
February... my girlfriend had a plan
March... She marched me to Her home
April... in Playboy Bunny suit She had me roam.
Yeah o yeah In frilly dress I twirl
She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - Every Day Every Day I'm in tears.
May... Now She has me dressed in a gown for Prom
June... i clean house and curtsey for Her Mom
July... my face with lipstick and blush is all aglow
August... and on the beach my bikini tanlines show
Yeah o yeah In satin dress I twirl
She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - Every Day i OBEY I'm in tears.
September... only in female attire before Her friends i'm seen
October... SHE's Romeo i'm Juliet on Halloween.
November... She brags She's thankful i've only girlish clothes
December... my gift's abra adorned with Christmas bows
Yeah o yeah In lacy teddy I twirl
She loves She loves She loves me as HER Calendar Girl - EVERY DAY A GIRL I'LL STAY i'm IN TEARS!!!!
Whyguys, Very nice!
Thank you Ann Michelle, but it was your GREAT CAPTION that turned the key in the ignition.
Hot to think in some role-reversed future Female run auto shops would have Women mechanics and Female customers ogling and making fun of calendars with feminized male models tantalizingly spread girlishly on the hood of a Corvette, Porsch or Jaguar.
Imagine the day some Female Exec buying a Lexus tells the Woman running the dealership,
"Wow... Amanda - that MISSY AUGUST on your calendar is HOT. Wouldn't you like to OVERHAUL HER TRANS-MISSION!!!"
(Oh, i'm being much too RACY. *blush*)
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